Never Slow Dance With A Zombie

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  • Principal Taft’s 3 Simple Rules for Surviving a Zombie Uprising:

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Product Description

  • Author
    E. Van Lowe  
    Binding
    trade paperback  
    Cat No.
    1977127  
    EAN
    978076532040750899  
    Genre
    Fantasy  
    ISBN
    9780765320407  
    Publisher
    St Martin's Press  
    Type
    Books  
  • Principal Taft’s 3 Simple Rules for Surviving a Zombie Uprising:

    Rule #1: While in the halls, walk slowly and wear a vacant expression on your face. Zombies won’t attack other zombies.

    Rule #2: Never travel alone. Move in packs. Follow the crowd. Zombies detest blatant displays of individuality.

    Rule #3: If a zombie should attack, do not run. Instead, throw raw steak at to him. Zombies love raw meat. This display of kindness will go a long way.

    On the night of her middle school graduation, Margot Jean Johnson wrote a high school manifesto detailing her goals for what she was sure would be a most excellent high school career. She and her best friend, Sybil, would be popular and, most important, have boyfriends. Three years later, they haven’t accomplished a thing!

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