• ForbiddenPlanet.com is being upgraded. Click the button to trial our beta website.

Never Slow Dance With A Zombie

  • Sorry
    This item is currently sold out. Please enter your email address into the box below and press 'notify me' for availability updates.
  • Principal Taft’s 3 Simple Rules for Surviving a Zombie Uprising:

  • More Below…

Product Description

  • Author
    E. Van Lowe  
    Binding
    Trade Paperback  
    Cat No.
    1977127  
    EAN
    978076532040750899  
    Genre
    Fantasy  
    ISBN
    9780765320407  
    Publisher
    St Martin's Press  
    Type
    Books  
  • Principal Taft’s 3 Simple Rules for Surviving a Zombie Uprising:

    Rule #1: While in the halls, walk slowly and wear a vacant expression on your face. Zombies won’t attack other zombies.

    Rule #2: Never travel alone. Move in packs. Follow the crowd. Zombies detest blatant displays of individuality.

    Rule #3: If a zombie should attack, do not run. Instead, throw raw steak at to him. Zombies love raw meat. This display of kindness will go a long way.

    On the night of her middle school graduation, Margot Jean Johnson wrote a high school manifesto detailing her goals for what she was sure would be a most excellent high school career. She and her best friend, Sybil, would be popular and, most important, have boyfriends. Three years later, they haven’t accomplished a thing!

Customer Reviews

There aren't any reviews published for this product yet, why not be the first to write one?

Write your own review.

All reviews