De-Textbook (Hardcover)

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Product Description

  • Author
    Colin Clayton  
    Binding
    hardback  
    Cat No.
    2966175  
    EAN
    978045229820052300  
    Genre
    Humour  
    ISBN
    9780452298200  
    Publisher
    Plume Books  
    Type
    Books  
  • You are an idiot.

    Don’t get defensive! It’s not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn’t have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don’t know what the pyramids really looked like. You’re even pooping wrong - Jesus, you’re a wreck!

    But it’s going to be okay. Because we’re here to help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia Pornographica, the Cracked De-Textbook will teach you about the true stars of history, why you picture everything from Velociraptors to Ancient Rome incorrectly, and finally, at long last - how to pop a proper squat. This book was built from the ground up to systematically seek out, dismantle and destroy the many untruths that years of misguided education have left festering inside of you, and leave you a smarter person…whether you like it or not. The De-Textbook is a merciless, brutal learning machine. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are informed.

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