Portal 2
Sentry Turrets

The automated security system previously only available to secret government facilities is now available to the public! The range features 10 different decorative designs to provide discreet protection in a variety of environments. Features Open and Closed versions of all 10 designs.

Sentry: Stimulate, motivate, mobilize and neutralize test subjects. Note: Point towards test subject for best results.

Sunburst: Not a replacement for the actual sun. Do not use in the event of sun death.

Forest Camo: For best results, please use exclusivley on camping trips against bears.

Desert Camo: For best results, please use exclusivley in deserts, at public beaches and in sandboxes.

Bullseye: For best results, please use exclusively in target archery competitions whenever the archers are getting too cocky.

Leopard Camo: For best results, please use exclusively in test chambers involving leopards.

Sky Camo: For best results, please deploy turrets at target by dropping them out of the sky.

Hot Rod: For best results, please use exclusively in environments filled with cool people.

Zebra Camo: For best results, please use exclusively in test chambers involving zebras.

Table: For best results, place in forest or amongst other wood furniture. Doubles as ineffective bedside table.

One random turret supplied.